It’s time to sit back and relax Greeting Card

Awkward Affirmation Card – “It’s time to sit back & relax” Featuring: Choji, the anxious little shopping gremlin in full guard mode This handcrafted greeting card stars Choji, a rescue Yorkie mix with the soul of a retired general and the lounging posture of someone who just dropped a month’s salary at the farmers market. Don’t be fooled—he didn’t shop. He doesn’t even know how. He’s just hypervigilant at the pet store, probably protecting his human from making poor treat choices. Set against a collage of textured green and floral paper, with soft paw prints and a journal-style affirmation, this card radiates cozy chaos and well-earned rest. • Handmade collage using textured craft paper and a printed photo of Choji • Embellished with origami accents and a journal sticker affirmation • Blank inside so you can write something sweet, funny, or weirdly profound • Envelope included • Signed and dated on the front by the artist Great for dog lovers, chaotic caretakers, or anyone who needs permission to do absolutely nothing today. See more cards, critters, and downloads here: buymeacoffee.com/chrissysagod