KELLOGG'S VINTAGE CEREAL ADVERTISEMENTS PUZZLE / RETRO COLLAGE

Did you know that the Smartypants who came up with the winning combo of ingredients used to make the now-classic S'mores campfire treats may have just given the inventor of the humble Graham cracker a conniption fit, were he still alive to witness the sinfully delicious makeover given his cracker?? A cracker which Mr. Graham boldly claimed could CURE A SINNER FROM THE URGE TO MASTURBATE. Quite the peculiar proclamation from an advertising stance, wouldn't you say?? Why not just focus on how yummy Graham crackers taste with a toasted marshmallow and melting chocolate sandwiched between two of them?? WE-HE-HE-HELLL, as you can see from these Kellogg's cereal advertisements from Graham's time, the 1920's-1950's, TASTE could very well be the LAST thing on the public's mind when it came to reasons for buying FOOD, as strange as that seems now. Let's see some of the reasons for buying cereal that were, so it seems, more important factors than taste, shall we? - Get more vitamins - Look cuter - Please your husband - Fight constipation - Not feel nauseous - Have peace in the family - End headaches - Feel like "a different woman" - More zip, zest, and don't forget pep - Get more dates - Be less dull - Relief from pimples - Less cooking - Eyes look more alive - Variety - Children like it - Elderly like it - Save time - The heat-sealed WAX-TITE bag It would seem in the opinion of Kellogg back then that a good wife could be eating dog crap as long as she looked cute doing it. NWOT