LAMODA - Spiked Fury Platform Open-Toe Heels with Attitude - EUC!!

You think you're bad-ass becuz of your spikey booties? Take ONE look at these beautiful black 5 1/2" heels covered in spikes across the toes (yeah, they're open, SO WHAT??) and all down the backs, the rest of the big black straps covered in studs and then tell me who's the fairest "BAD ASS BIKER B*TCH", b*tch?? Or go ahead and brawl in the jell-o ring absotootly foot-naked. Comme çi, cum sock. Ha! Just foot-king witcha. But PLEASE do not EVER go wearing these on a motorcycle (even sitting on the back 😅) because them pipes get hot! And I'm pretty sure that heating faux leather to the temperature of MOLTEN LAVA would NOT be good for that foot modelling career!! That concludes today's PSA. You're WELCOME! Just wear big ole ass regular leather boots on the Hog and leave these platform sandals to WHEREVER AND WHENEVER you want to instantly feel like the sexiest, most irresistable naughty cowgirl, dominatrix, or girl going to renew their Drivers License but wants to make it slutty! So versitile. So INCREDIBLY EASY TO WALK IN. EVEN FOR ME! And that says a LOT! EUC. So really now, did you see these effin' things? Well LOOK AT THEMMM! What will you do next time The Black Rolling Judas Maiden Sister comes to Bumhump, Egypt or wherever you live, with their travelling freak show of oxygen tanks, intermittent naptimes, experimental blood transfusions, shuffleboard, and wet nurses?? WHATEVER SHALL YOU WAY-ERRR??? HARK! LOOK NO FURTHER! BACK STAGE PASSES IN SHOE FORM RIGHT HERE.