MEMEMMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEMES!!!! Pt. 1

Just some memes, that's all. Some good ones, some not-so-PC, some OK, some might actually make you stupid-er.... uhhh, I mean more stupid. MEEEEMES! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE EM!! RANDOM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMES!!!! If you actually buy this, I will send you something hilarious (to me). I can't tell you what that might possibly be at this precise point in time, nor can I promise that it will make YOU laugh. But that's just the luck of the draw. OK, ok, I'll give you a small glimpse into how magical(ly ridiculous and silly) the inner workings of my funny bone are.... For instance, I have this really ugly, but dying, electronic kitten that used to (I assume) go "meow" and was also (I assume) very cute and not nearly as demonic and weird as it most definitely is now... because now it's VERY weird, disheveled, and as half-dead-looking as the sound it makes... because I SWEAR TO GEEBUS, it now makes this long and low-pitched "MAAAOOOWWWWFF" sound! I sh*t you not there's a very clear "F" sound at the end, which is, of course, HI-FRIGGIN-LARIOUS to me. And probably to me only. But I DID warn you, did I not?? Indeed, I did. I also made no claims of being normal. COME ONE, COME ALL, BUT NO TRAMPLING EACHOTHER PLEASE. MAAAAOOOOOWWWWWWWWFFF!!!!