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MINI Cooper Keychain

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New. Not used. Authentic from the dealership. Bought a MINI Coupe JCW and it ended up in pieces after an aggressive race a few years ago. Thanks to a novice driver thinking a Hemi could go around a corner like a European DTM, that moron till this day bugs me. I didn't even bother asking if he was okay after the crash, all I cared about was my little Bandit. Yeah dumb loser his 80k car was totalled too. He lost more than I did. No insurance payout. So need to recover my 56k loss starting with this keychain. Car sold for scrap. No parts for sale here, just the keychain. Keychain is NEW. Not involved in the accident. My loss, your gain. Help a brother out. I need to pay for rent. Please. But don't look at my other ads. Otherwise you wouldn't help me. I'm dyinnnnnn man!!! Come on!!! Just kidding not dying to sell it. It's an authentic item with the box. A great gift for someone who owns a MINI. These have a nice feel and weight to them. Also good for whipping it at an assailant. This is the perfect gift for the Miniac (not me, someone who actually loves MINI, I like my JCW not love it. It's just a cheap on gas fun car with no attachment. Like a weekend fling.
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alisa2wao
alisa2wao This description though…😂
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_materialistic_
_materialistic_ @alisa2wao LOLLL. 🙏 thank you. thank you. true story.
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