*MYSTERY BOX of wondrous items*

*Heart shaped *TUC (terrible used cond.) *real non-vegan leather/fur *large carbon footprint *possibly made in a sweatshop *politically incorrect *unsound; structurally *NSFW *unidentified stains/crusts& fuzz *comes from a smoking home(dnt worry, not 🚬...😉) *none of my pets have hair 💇🐖🐳🐛🐗 *AS IS*NO RETURNS*SALE FINAL* *I RESERVE ALL RIGHTS!* (Disclaimer-this is a silly joke plz dnt be offended😇🙏💋)