NOT TODAY HUMANS - Funny T-Shirt

You know that saying- "Not Today Satan"?? Of course you do. We all know this annoying nonsensical sentence, implying that doom is coming into one's life, just please not today. Such a Karen thing to say! And not funny at all. Disagree with me all you want but I'd much rather kick it with the Dark Lord himself than sip spritzers with Karen and her doll collection, chuckling in a quiet and polite, appropriate way at her little joke while fantasizing about stabbing her in the face with an ice pick.