Omg I just almost sold a picture of my big ol self in the bathtub!!

Ya’ll I literally almost took a photo of myself in the tub. This is why I don’t get on Snapchat to stalk my teenager. Every time I tap that app the dang thing shows me my bathroom floor! Like I want to see that hair tie under the cabinet, I ain’t going under that. I know it’s there but lets rewind to last year when I was sitting in the tub I look over an a bunch of spidie legs the size of Godzilla just happen to disappear under my baseboard. Next thing I know my poor husband walks in and I’m butt naked doggie style blow drying the base boards. He starts laughing, I yelp and of course the hot flashing spider takes off like a flaming bat out of hell right across my danger zone. I don’t blame the spider for flipping out. If I saw a butt naked screaming middle aged white chick levitating over me with a blow dryer Lawd I flip TF out too. Now he has two little frizzled spidie legs from the hot dryer. I scooped him in a cup and he lives in my courtyard. I cant be afraid of Bobber cause he has that little spidie fro and all. Any ways I have this limited edition numbered Elephant Parade figure for sale Elephant Parade is the brainchild of father and son team Marc And Mike Spits. Elephant Parade came to be after father and son met a brave baby elephant named Mosha, who had lost part of her leg after stepping on a landmine. Today, baby elephant statues, created by celebrities, artists are helping raise awareness with 20% of profits donated to elephant welfare and conservation projects.