PEANUTS × ZARA - Kids Adorable "Snoopy Going Camping" Sweatshirt - NWOT

Oh Lardy, what's this crazy feeling I have going on just from looking at this absolutely off-the-CHAIN adorable sweatshirt, from Zara's collab with the Peanuts?? I thought I was allergic to children (I mean, they're not even people!), but something about the "wholesome"-ness (and GAHHD! I hate that word! When a word is a turd and a turd is a word, it's probably "wholesome") of just Lil' Snoopy out going camping on a mini-person-sized, soft as can be, but still supercool (yknow, for a kidlet) sweatshirt of all things, and something HAPPENS TO ME, where my ovaries are all a-flutter. I don't even know if it's legal because it certainly doesn't feel normal to me. I mean first off, they're ALIEN PARASITES that feed on a woman's insides for about 9 months. Then they come out all TOTALLY DEPENDENT on everyone for everything. EVERYTHING! And then they just cry and eat alot. From WHERE?? Their parasite host of course! And now the parasite has bonded FOR LIFE. And what do we do? Well, we buy them special little pants and they just sh*t in them, every single day, for one. RUDE! And two- they can't even READ. Babies are so stupid and they are the scourge of the Earth. These things must be STOPPED! But then I see a little NWOT grey sweatshirt with totally unisex burgundy-coloured little ribbed sleeves and crop neck, in a children's size 10... and all I want to do is watch "Its The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" with one of these little beasts. Someone please explain?? That is all.