Passive Aggressive Barbie

One Passive Aggressive Barbie. She will cut you off in traffic, then speed up as you try to pass. She will comment on your new dress only to tell you that style makes her look too skinny. When you ask her what is wrong she rolls her eyes and says “Nothing. I’m fine.” Then sulks for the rest of the vacation. She makes a comment about the slate tiles in your oak kitchen possibly making a comeback since the 90s. She mentions Ken’s making partner at the firm this year as she asks if you are still dating the guy from the mobile kiosk at the mall who you haven’t seen since 2006. This Barbie can roll her eyes, if you can catch her doing it.