Puff-sleeve Skater dress

Flirty, playful, flowy, lightweight dress with cute shoulders and sleeves. Slams with mid-calf white gogos or chunky combats. Side zip. Excellent condition/never worn. Why? It's pretty short and I'm pretty tall. Also, I'm over 40, and none of adjectives above that describe this dress describe me. Prob should have thought of that before this impulse buy, amIright?