Red Lavon Velvet Dress

Darling, are you tired of blending in? Do you yearn to sashay into a room and watch heads turn with the grace of a gazelle... or at least a particularly fabulous pigeon? Then this Lavon dress is for you, you magnificent creature! ​This crimson velvet number isn't just a dress; it's a statement. It's the sartorial equivalent of a confident wink and a "yes, I did just order the extra fries." It’s in a divine size medium, which is the perfect size for conquering the world, one perfectly-dressed step at a time. The shoulder cutouts are strategically placed to say, "I'm sophisticated, but I'm also ready to throw down on the dance floor." ​Perfect for holiday parties, a fancy date night, or simply for wearing to the grocery store to remind everyone that you are, in fact, a goddess among mere mortals. Please note: I am not responsible for the sudden surge of compliments, free drinks, or spontaneous proposals that may occur while wearing this dress. ​Snatch it up before some other equally fabulous person does! You know you deserve it.