Rehab Glossy Black Joggers

Step aside, boring denim — these pants are here to start drama, file for emotional distress, and then go clubbing at 2 AM. From the cryptically edgy brand REHAB (yes, the name might be a warning), these pants feature: Glossy black faux leather that whispers, “I listen to techno in abandoned warehouses.” Drop-crotch realness – part avant-garde, part “I just escaped a Matrix reboot.” Smocked waistband and cuffs – because comfort shouldn't stop you from looking like a Bond villain’s personal stylist. Size Large – but let’s be honest, the confidence needed to wear these is XL minimum. These aren’t just pants. These are a lifestyle. A statement. A conversation starter with TSA agents..