Represent EAST⚡️VAN - Women's Distressed Black T-Shirt - Small Med.⚡️

Are you a child, teen, adult, elderly, female-identifying human, 3 to 6 foot tall tree, or a left-handed midget albino lady-boy with a knife?... or actually, y'know what? DO YOU JUST WANT TO REP EAST VAN in a small-sized-medium, super-comfy, somewhat-distressed but in all the right ways, once-black but now more darkish-grey t-shirt?? Are you simply a fan of all-things-hyphenated??? Do you like shortened names of municipalities within bigger cities???? Do you enjoy t-shirts that grow more and more question marks the longer the ad-writer continues to describe them????? Are you a fan of lightning bolts used for no other reason than to join two fairly bland words that would otherwise just say the name of one of the most poverty-stricken areas in one of Canada's richest and most expensive cities to live in, that includes Vancouvers DTES, the most concentrated IV drug using and AIDS-ridden populations in North America (and a lot of SROs from where hundreds of marginalized people mysteriously go missing each year, never to be seen or heard from again - unless you count eating them in Picton's hotdog form) but also has a thriving and closely-knit music scene and pub circuit, as well as neighbourhood gardens, anarchist proponents of freedom of speech, skateparks, and beer-league lesbian softball teams?????? Then get this one-off and one-only singular shirt because it is the one meant for YOU!!