Sass hoody

Because cardio is cute when it comes with daddy issues. You’ve survived low-rise jeans, body glitter, and MSN Messenger. You deserve a hoodie that understands you. This isn’t just a hoodie — it’s a whole personality. Comfy AF, a little unhinged, and way too hot to be standing next to anyone in a Walmart checkout line. Throw it on for a school run, brunch, your next identity crisis, or when you just want people to know you’re not the one to mess with. Fabric feels: Super soft fleece that doesn’t pill or leave those weird fuzzies on your bra. It’s giving “I’m sexy but I prioritize comfort.” Sizing: Available in S–XXL. See size chart below to find your perfect fit. (Oversized look? Size up.) Colors: Black, asphalt grey, dark pink, baby blue, white — aka one for every mood swing of your menstrual cycle. Text Options: Do MILFs, Not Drugs (priorities, please) Care Tips: Wash cold. Live bold. Avoid exes. Final Note: Warning: May cause spontaneous smirks and compliments from strangers.