“Shut Up and Roll” D20 Tee – XL – Gildan Heavy Cotton – Dungeon Master Energy

For the chaotic neutral soul who is one more rules-lawyer argument away from flipping the battle map and going home. Soft sage green with a big distressed orange D20 graphic and an attitude that says “please… I’m begging… just roll the dice.” Perfect for D&D players, TTRPG gremlins, or anyone whose coping mechanism is pretending to be a half-elf. Details: • Size XL • Gildan Heavy Cotton • Pit-to-pit ~24", length ~29" • Soft, worn-in feel (the “I’ve survived many campaigns” texture) • No holes or stains seen • Graphic still bold and ready for combat Great for: – DM who has no more patience for chaotic-good shenanigans – Group member who always rolls a 3 – Wearing to game night so everyone knows the vibe – Casual nerdcore streetwear