Spanish Kitchen Humor Wall Hangings

Bought in Central American market Large Sign: "LA QUE COCINA NO ESTA Y LA QUE ESTA NO COCINA" or "THE ONE WHO COOKS IS NOT HERE AND THE ONE WHO IS HERE DOESN'T COOK" Smaller Sign: "PELIGRO EN LA COCINA PAPA ESTA COCINANDO" or "DANGER IN THE KITCHEN, DAD IS COOKING"