Stripper Pole Ugly Christmas Sweater

Tired of the usual boring turtlenecks every Christmas? Make this season more fun and festive with our line of funny and sometimes provocative designs! This sweater is sure to turn every head towards the wearer. Be it slightly disapproving parents or the scandalized looking group of old women in the park, there is no stopping it from spreading the laughter. It is designed to offend, but not significantly so. Comfort goes hand in hand with humor with this sweater. A correct proportion of acrylic (55%) and cotton (45%) makes it a perfect, soft afternoon sweater. The full length sleeves offer a snug wear. Primarily split into two colors- blue and white, the basic effect is soothing. Woven on the blue expanse are stars, symbolic to the Arctic sky. On the white part, i.e., on the snow, apt cartoons are included that would surely make you smirk. Retaining the Christmas imagery, a hot stripper is included in the icy setting. Scattered around are the bills. Patron elves who are munificent with money, watch her go at the ‘North Pole’. Along with the intent to provoke laughter, the essence of a woolen garment is maintained in the design. The whole thing is metaphorical, albeit a bit carnal. All in good humor, the design is meant to cause fun, not hurt anybody. In glacial coldness, the elves are keeping themselves warm. The stripper is keeping herself worked up at the phallic ‘pole’. Conversely, one who wears the sweater just emphasizes the notion. Simply, keeping oneself snug in winter!