TALK TO ME 😄... via this deranged owl. PLEASE READ!!
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Hi Everyone,
I have found myself running late and apologizing far more than is socially acceptable on Poshmark these last couple of months. Life has gotten quite chaotic and unfortunately my closet has suffered and stress-level has because I simply don't have the time to check 99+ notifications every single time I open the app. I know this isn't fair to you very patient and kind humans who just want to throw all your offers at me, (potentially😅) but I seem to be missing the opportunities when they arise due to said chaos!
So HERE, if you're needing to speak with me, is a funny little (probably photoshopped) OWL who will take down your names for me. I will consult with this owl EVERY DAY at least once and try to get through all the names of people who want to yell at me within 24 hours. That's the PLAN anyway... but we all know how owls are with the time... Nocturnal. REGARDLESS, he's the only one who showed up for the interview and conveniently only knows how to say, "WHO? WHO?" So that's why you just WRITE DOWN YOUR POSHMARK HANDLE ONLY IN THE COMMENT SPOTS BELOW and then I WILL COME AND FIND YOU EITHER IN MY BUNDLE OFF YOUR CLOSET (if you want to alert me to an offer) OR IN YOUR BUNDLE OFF MY CLOSET (if you want to discuss buying something from me)!! No need to tell me which, it's one click to go between the two.
I really hope this owl does its job in helping me run this closet more efficiently.
PRE-EMPTIVE APOLOGIES AND/OR THANK YOUS TO EVERYONE!!
Love,
Kell Seven
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avaadele45
BEST POSHMARK COMMENT!!!! LOL.
U have my empathy!!.As u kno, apart from No space in our teeny apartment for me to store potential sales, staying on top of comments and omg Shipping has always intimidated me!! You Do your Best, Your closet is hella unique and gorgeous !! You're working, running house, navigating your beau&et al de vie!...Doing your Best!!! And hey, where you're late to reply...u have a kick a*s personality, your amusing as h*ll...So, u kno❤.
kellseven
@avaadele45 thank ye, thank ye!! Best comment ever, and from a supportive return customer at that! You know I 💘 ya. Sorry we lost touch for a bit there, but hey, life's far from a straight line that makes any sort of sense. It's weird and keeps getting weirder in my opinion! xo
anaole
Hi! I made you a bundle offer on items you liked, but I can't do a bigger discount because of Poshmark fees. If you join me on Vinted I can make you a better offer and their shipping fees are currently .99$ ☺️ Let me know what you think! I love your closet by the way!
kellseven
@anaole hey! Unfortunately i am ba-roke obama (nyuk) at the moment, but I'll take a gander anyways... and I'm sometimes up for a trade! Let's (potentially) make a deal!
.... and p.s. Smart thinkin' getting ahold of me on here (and that only took 5 days 🤤 yeesh!), otherwise i may have never seen your message. Hard to find a good messenger owl these days i tell ya 😜
anaole
@kellseven Sure! What would you be interested in?
kellseven
@anaole i ❤'ed a bunch of stuff in your closet. 😉
nemesisdivinity
Hey ! I send you a message on Facebook for the possible trading with my Lip Service plaid skirt :)
kellseven
@nemesisdivinity ahh! Great!
kellseven
@anaole waitwaitwait what's this? 99 cent shipping whatnow?? Vinted huh... i will take a look!
nika_luna
@nika_luna (see bundle)
nemesisdivinity
@kellseven Hey I never had news from you on Facebook ?
nemesisdivinity
I send it 1 week ago haha
kellseven
@nika_luna On it!
kellseven
@nemesisdivinity Im so sorry, i actually havent even been on facebook for at least a week and I've also unfortunately been unable to keep up on here because ive had the flu! The last week and a half-ish i had the most intense migraines that even looking at a screen was sending shooting pain behind my eyeballs due to constant migraines. I'm just getting over it now.
kellseven
FINE PEOPLE OF POSHMARK- My flu has now morphed into a really disgusting and chunky headcold where stuff is coming out of each and every one of my face holes at hair-raising levels of disgusting. I am QUITE SURE you want me to be STAYING in bed recuperating and drinking tea and NOT manhandling your clothing right now. To those people who have orders put in, i managed to find the great majority of those on the
kellseven
ONE day i felt better and they are each tied up in their own seperate bags. I will attempt to convince my trusty man-servant to do exactly what i say for once and pack these precious items up with care.... and with extras..... until they are satisfactory to my unscrupulous eye ( is that the right word? im sleepy).... Regardless, i am doing my very best to get through this and i must apologize for
kellseven
the delays that i didnt see coming. I know you'll ne happy with your purxhases if you just HANG IN THERE for them. Lots and lots of love (and no sickness) to all of you. 🤕💚~Kelly (the useless blob)
rosewardrobe
hello! I'm down to make trades for the lip service and goth items you've liked over time from my page / in your bag --- there's some cool stuff in your closet I'm totally down to trade for as I've said 😊.
kellseven
@visionaryhuman please see my loooooong reply on your bundle off my closet!
jennyhobbs19
I came here to talk to the owl and to tell you that you gave a great closet! These days can be hard so take good care of yourself❤️
chrystianh
hi i want to buy the kreeptures coin pouch tomorrow if you are online :) thanks
kellseven
@chrystianh ta-daaaa! BEHOLD I AM HERE.
kellseven
@jennyhobbs19 Thanks so MUCH! The owl actually relayed your msg to me (via the regurgitated fur and bones of 3 field mice and an interpretive dance, but STILL... progress not perfection) and I appreciate ANY positivity always!
AND TO EVERYONE ~ THERE IS A NEW(ish) CLOSET UPDATE ABOVE^^ ON PICS 2 and 3. There's a part where I mention having 2000+ items for sale... YES, ITS TRUE!! I just have to post them all... in due time. So keep your eyebulbs peeled on THIS HERE closet ❤
Thank youuuuuuz!
tiaaw
@kellseven Hi, Kell, thanks for visiting my closet! I made you an bundle offer on the items you liked, please let me know if you just want one or 2 of them, I can make new offers to you. Thanks!
kellseven
@tiaaw hi 🙂, at the moment these items will just have to remain as ❤s. I can't afford, nor do I have ANY space to bring in any more boxes at this point in time... not that any of these things has stopped me before, but frankly my bank account just won't allow it either. Thanks for the offer.
rachexx
@kellseven kindly see my bundle :) thanks
tmcfad2
Hi hun. Just inquiring when you will be shipping my order as it is a birthday gift for my daughter on Friday 😀
kellseven
@tmcfad2 Please see your bundle off my closet... and mine off of yours! 🤪
kellseven
@rachexx gotcha!
vicheck
I wish I'd seen this sooner. Sorry if I caused you any additional stress! Your closet is fantastic, and I hope things are working out for you. Take care!
eartharmoire
LMAO
thriftydoxie
♥️
kellseven
Bueller??
pumpkinsoda
hi! I saw this listing so I'm using it to ask about my order because I think the last day to ship it is today? If you can't ship it in time please keep it safe for me I really want those! I really like your closet :)
kellseven
@pumpkinsoda hey there! Thanks so much for your purchase and especially your patience! Between my printer problems, my AD, and my anemia, it's a owner how I'm able to get anything done - let alone manage to stand upright. I have just bought my 4th printer (in the 2 years I've been on here) and with any luck it will be my last for a long time! Sorry it has taken me so long to get your item shipped off. There's 3 or 4 others waiting along with you!
kellseven
@pumpkinsoda Honestly, I just couldnt find a printer I could afford... and my excuses end there. Look for the tracking on your package to start - TOMORROW *fingers, toes, eyeballs crossed*!! xo
pumpkinsoda
@kellseven It's allright thanks for getting back to me take care of yourself :)
kellseven
@pumpkinsoda thanks doll!
...but OHMAGAHHHD this printer "game" has me beat. I think i may actually lose my friggin mind at this point.
So... my most recent paycheck- I finally went to Staples and just bought right in. Got myself a somewhat reasonably priced brand new LASER printer. I think, "FINALLY, AT LEAST I WONT NEED TO EVEN THINK ABOUT CARTRIDGES, I'VE GOT A WARRANTY, YADAYADA..." not so fast. Uhhh WHUTT???
kellseven
@pumpkinsoda Yes, of course there's a problem!! Turns out that both my phone (that I JUST GOT a couple months ago) AND my tablet are TOO OLD and as far as connecting to the printer software goes, they're both OBSOLETE AND WILL NOT PAIR - making my big smartypants purchase totally unhelpful.
......😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵!!!!!!
I will go to Staples and have the shipping forms printed there. Please look for your order's tracking number TOMORROW MORNING AT THE LATEST. I'm so sorry. StupidSTUPID technology!!!
neoxie
Hey I dont know if this listing is still active but Im taking a chance, I bought a lovely Lip Service top and wondering when you can ship as its been a bit! Id rather not refund as its a top Ive been wanting for a while and im super excited to get it!! 💜💜
kellseven
@neoxie PM'ing you RFN, sorries 😵!!
rhondapeppel
Hello, will you please add the Vampire Red to my bundle
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