The SIMPSONS - Bart & Lisa Skeletons Black Graphic Tee

Dead Homer and Dead Marge would be so proud of their eldest children at this moment... doing in the afterlife something they NEVER would have done whilst alive- holding hands. What a tender moment. Which is why I call bullhooey! It's a set-up, people! Bart and Lisa were murdered for this touching display of "siblings getting along". Call the National Enquirer, I can read the headlines now: "MATT GROENING EXPLOITS HIS FAMOUS "CHILD STARS" WHEN THEY THREATEN TO GROW UP"! Really, think about it... they must be in their 40's by now. How much longer can Bart feasibly keep his grey hair, myopia, and alcoholism away from his life in the limelight? Will Lisa ever be able to stop popping pills and unchain her own 3 children from their cage in the house she shares with Millhouse, MD?? Yes, that's right- Dr. Millhouse and Lisa celebrate their 20th wedding anniversary this weekend! Hell, this shirt could be vintage for all we know. But sorry, I don't actually. Now excuse me. I just thought you deserved to know the truth before buying into this farce. Don't believe the hype! Size S black t-shirt in good used condition. No major stains, rips, or other issues.