These Loafers Might Just Get You Promoted (Or at Least Complimented)

For the man who pretends not to care about shoes, but secretly judges others by theirs. Crafted from rich cognac leather — which, yes, is both a color and a lifestyle — these loafers whisper, “I summer in Tuscany,” even if you actually summer in your backyard with a Costco margarita mix. The sleek penny strap says “I’m successful,” but not too successful — just enough to make your ex mildly curious. The padded insole makes it feel like your feet are getting tiny leather hugs all day long, while the smooth sole provides just enough traction to avoid that embarrassing slip outside your favorite overpriced coffee shop. Imported, because of course they are. You deserve that level of unnecessary sophistication. Add them to your collection. Or don’t. But know that someone cooler probably will.