Under Armour Men's Running Shoes, red, 9.5 US

These Under Armour Men’s Running Shoes in bright red (9.5 US) were love at first sight, but heartbreak soon followed. As soon as I laced them up, I realized they were just a smidge too snug for my feet. It was a brief and tragic romance, full of dashed dreams of morning jogs and victory laps. I’m hoping someone else will swoop in to give them the life they deserve: fast runs, outdoor adventures, and plenty of compliments. They’re practically brand new, looking for a devoted runner who can keep pace. Take them home, let them shine—and help me move on from this size-related sorrow.