Uniqlo S Linen Blend Culottes Tan/Brown

Why do I keep buying culottes knowing full well I cannot pull them off 🫩. These are great! Colour is like carhart brown. Fairly generous fit..more like a medium. Waist is 13.5-14.5”, across hips at bottom of zipper is 23”, rise is 13.5” and inseam is 19”. Leg opening is 15.5” flat across. High rise.