You and me cat Greeting Card

Awkward Affirmation Card – “You and me” Featuring: Neo, the brown tabby soulmate who did not authorize your outing This handcrafted card stars Neo, a brown tabby with one very firm boundary—you and him were a package deal. Period. His expression says it all: “You left the house? Without me? Unacceptable.” Neo was a one-human cat with legendary Velcro energy. Never spotted on another lap. Never took a shift off. Just you and him, forever, even in the bathroom. Set against bold red stripes and a golden polka-dot diamond, this card captures the drama and devotion of true feline codependence. • Handmade collage using textured craft paper and a printed photo of Neo • Features a journal sticker affirmation and bold layered design • Blank inside for your own dramatic declaration of loyalty • Envelope included • Signed and dated on the front by the artist Perfect for ride-or-die types, clingy cat lovers, or anyone whose pet gives guilt trips like a pro. See more cards, critters, and downloads here: buymeacoffee.com/chrissysagod