Black patent leather shoes from Clergerie Paris, Size 36 1/2, NWOT

You could call them tuxedo pumps, or you could call them the gorgeous shoegaze rush you've been chasing. What will you name them? I have a name in mind, but I'm not telling, and sadly they don't fit me. What are they? Oxfords, black patent leather, a leather bow, a clever heel? They are more than the sum of their parts. Never worn, it is bittersweet to offer them to Poshmark. Do me a fave, will you? Take them off my hands.