Cursed 14K White Gold 25 Diamond Ring

**FOR SALE: One Hell of a Ring** This isn’t just any diamond ring—it’s a 14k white gold cluster of trauma passed down from my mother, who collected husbands and emotional scars like trophies. I don’t know which marriage this dazzling monstrosity is from (neither does she), but I *do* know it's time it brought someone joy instead of generational wounds. Loaded with enough diamonds to blind you to red flags, this ring sparkles with the silent screams of every holiday ruined and boundary crossed. Don’t worry, it’ll be thoroughly exorcised before shipping. **Details:** * 14k white gold * 25 diamonds (because of course she needed to make a statement) * Bold, blinding, and just tacky enough to say, “I win.” Perfect for someone who wants to turn pain into profit or just really loves vintage sparkle with a side of revenge. **Asking:** Best offer. **Goal:** Therapy fund or maybe just a weekend where nobody yells. **Note:** Final sale. No returns. We’ve had enough of going back to old mistakes.