Hi, I’m Joseph, and I’ve got wrecking ball ambition & marbles for ammunition.

I'm Joseph, and I stand too tall at 6’6” (6’9” in heels haha). Some of my favorite brands are Converse, Carhartt, Patagonia, The North Face, Levi’s, and Vans. All my tees are beers, bands, or outdoor brands. I love sports, music, and being outside, and I’m doing the best I can to make my wife happy by keeping my closet tamed haha. My suggested price is $22-$48, but I’d say I’m worth more than that!