I’m Double Chin Dolphin! Luv ya baby ;)

I’m Double D! Now look here, I have a family to feed. Fish is getting expensive, and we haven’t been on a holiday in ages. Get over your human privilege and make an offer. I’ll probably accept it, unless it’s a low ball, in that case you can piss off and drink some fossil fuels. You’ve ruined my habitat, making a fair offer is the least you can do. Have a wonderful day you glorified chimps💝 Btw, I get 5 stars on every sale! P.S. 10% off all sales go to ocean charities, the other 90% goes to ME