_materialistic_

Updated Nov 23

Meet YOUR Posher

Name: Meet YOUR Posher
Brand: Myself
SKU: 62d4752d7028ec59187cd2cd
Price: 123456.0 CAD
Availability: OutOfStock

Myself

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Hello and welcome to my closet of things that I love but don't care to keep. I love material goods so much I just buy it because there's a hole in my soul and I fill it with dope stuff. It's like a high, once I have it, it feels good, then, it wears off, and I don't care, BUT I won't be lowballed, it's discounted for the use heavily. Here you will find lots of luxury items curated by ME over the course of almost 2 decades of being a very very materialistic piece of work. Why? Cuz we are living in a material world And I am a material boy You know that we are living in a material world And I am a material boy! 95% of the listings belongs to me unless otherwise stated, if they don't belong to me they belong to a family member who told me to offload their things. I am not interested in low ball offers for my higher value items. I am open to offers on my lower end brand items, but I am NOT open to dumb offers on high value items. My description will say if I am open or not. If you cannot respect the price, or the value of the item then you are more than welcome to toodaloo. Remember, I need to pay Poshmark 20% - so that's a loss already. They come with a prepaid label which saves me time and authentication on items over $700 for protection. Otherwise there is no benefit to me or you.

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17 Comments

kreashunbycarol Great closet

Aug 12Reply

alizap98 Hey just wanted to tell you how much I love your closet - literally spent the last half hour reading your hilarious and impeccable listing descriptions! Really made me laugh! Thanks for sharing some humor and gorgeous luxury items with the world 👌🏻

Apr 17Reply

_materialistic_ @alizap98 thank you! I'm glad there's still some ppl here that aren't easily offended in these current times

Apr 17Reply

khauri_tompkins I’ve read every single description, it’s taken like 2 hours, I must be a slow reader, but your descriptions are hilarious and soooo worth the time to read!!! I love you for your personality, to hell with whatever you’re selling. Kidding…I love your dad’s stuff. Since I’m broke, I have to save up so I can afford something from him/you. Does that sound cringey poor? It is..I am lol. Thank you for being fabulous!

Apr 22Reply

mariaelana444 You are a great writer 👍

Oct 02Reply

_materialistic_ @mariaelana444 aww thank you! :) just got bitched at by some posher just now. glad there's people that don't get offended like @el1s. I was ranting about fakes and losers who buy them and make fun of those ppl. and they said I shouldn't make fun of poor ppl... wtf. I don't make fun of poor ppl I make fun of losers.

Oct 03Reply

call_me_momo Hi Rusty 😂…always great to connect to another Posher ☺️ Come give my closet a peek. Its contents has all my own personal stuff. Very eclectic. Some brands you’ll recognize and some you likely won’t. I’ve collected a lot over the years working in fashion. So, when you shop my closet, you’ll automatically receive my discount of 15% if you buy 2 items or more. I also encourage anyone to make offers to me. If you don’t ask, you don’t get 😉 ❤️ Hope to connect with you soon. Momo xx

Nov 11Reply

jeannenec thank you for all the shares love!!!🥰🥰❣️😎😉😎

Nov 22Reply

poshchiccloset OMG, what a closet Rusty @_materialistic_!!! Amazing items! Thanks for the ❤️ in my closet for the Vancouver Live Show. Wonderful choice. Thank you for your purchase and for supporting my small business. I will wrap your organizer up for you and send it out on Friday I hope you will love it and find many occasions to enjoy it.

Feb 02Reply

_materialistic_ @poshchiccloset my wife will be the one who will get to enjoy it lol. she needs a pouch for work. and thank you for the words

Feb 02Reply

poshchiccloset @_materialistic_ Wonderful... how thoughtful of you. I'll get it out for her today. I think she will love it. Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️

Feb 02Reply

_materialistic_ @carleymann I have touchscreen versions but they're the x360 spectre in gold and black. super nice unlike the new one. which I also have lol

Apr 15Reply

_materialistic_ @carleymann it's worthy because it's the thinnest laptop made by HP to date. it was not for touchscreen. body is aluminum and carbon fiber. u won't find any cheap laptop with those materials.

Apr 16Reply

juneyi796 Happened across your closet. I just wanted to let you know that I love your commentary :) so much that I ended up going through your listings just to read them and had to let you know!

May 25Reply

_materialistic_ @juneyi796 glad to hear that you're another person with humor :)

May 25Reply

designer_flair Not here to purchase but want to say you have an awesome closet & your descriptions are freaking hilarious. You should quit your day job & become a comedian. Your humor is what we all think but are too polite to say out loud. 😅😂

Jun 21Reply

_materialistic_ @designer_flair lol thank you. but no one stopping you from buying from my closet. you got some nice stuff yourself. but glad to see that you enjoy reading true stories of CA.

Jun 21Reply