Meet your Daddy, hey kiddo

Aloha! I'm Sarah. I don’t have favorite brands - just whatever pops out at me. I have interests though! Relaxing at the beach, hiking and creek-walking in the mountains, crafting of every kind (except sewing, those machines explode if I get too close), caring for animals, and reading. I’m especially into US and world history. I also say a lot of funny jokes that no one ever laughs at. I’m not for sale!