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Is mayonnaise an instrument? Maybe a story will cheer you up...Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end. I may be stupid but I'm not dumb. Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot! Now all I need is a magic mustache, and all my dreams will have come true! OH MY, A QUARTER! I've always wanted a quarter. THEY'RE HAVING A SALE ON SCENTED PINECONES! We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!