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absurdauctions
Updated Oct 19
absurdauctions
absurdauctions
Updated Oct 19

Meet your Posher, James and Ryann (aka Bella)

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Hi! I'm Jim and also meet Ryann, my fiancé (and secretary...she does most of the talking on here.). We started Absurd Auctions because we love collecting and we wanted to find room in the house for some new ones. Our treasure hunting can now benefit you all, For yourselves or gifts. We hope you enjoy checking us out. Some of Ryann favorite brands are Coach, torrid, and Old Navy and mine are Mattel, NECA, DC and Marvel. We try to give the best prices and accept offers that we always consider. We also will give bigger discounts and cheaper shipping on bundle deals. We strive to ship within 24 hours of your ordering unless it falls on a weekend (we still go to the post office on Saturday and Sunday, just may not ship until Monday.). Also one of the most important thing is we want our customers happy so if you have questions or issues definitely reach out to us, we will do whatever we can to make everything right. We also recycle in our store so don’t be surprised if you get a Amazon or Walmart box. Thanks for stopping by! Feel free to leave me a comment so that we can check out your closet too. We share if you share. Happy poshing. :)
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114 Comments
kobannon8780
kobannon8780 Thank you so much for your purchase I will have that out first thing in the morning
Jan 29Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions Thank you so much. Can’t wait to get it all. Have to actually put something up on mine. I’ve just gotten into all this
Jan 29Reply
kobannon8780
kobannon8780 @bellaguinea yeah your package started tracking I hope you absolutely love it when you get it I added a few extras because you were so kind please let me know if you have any questions or concerns when you receive your package if not I hope you enjoy and please don't forget to accept it when you get it if nothing's wrong thank you
Jan 30Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @kobannon8780 aww. Thank you so much. Can’t wait to get it all and definitely will accept it Have a great night
Jan 30Reply
boutiquelane
boutiquelane Tank you for your order will include nice ring as you bundled. What size do you war thanks
Jan 30Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @boutiquelane I wear a size 9. Thank you
Jan 30Reply
kobannon8780
kobannon8780 @bellaguinea I hope your package arrived ok today. Please let me know if everything arrived ok
Jan 31Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @kobannon8780 it sure did and is awesome. Thank you for the gifts too
Feb 01Reply
queenkindness
queenkindness Thank you ryann sending your item off right now!!
Apr 01Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @queenkindness thank you so much. Love the shirt
Apr 01Reply
saaammmm420
saaammmm420 Hi! I’m so sorry I didn’t see your offer on the Urban Decay eyeliner I have for sale until it had already expired!😣 It won’t let me just send the offer myself(not for the price you offered or less, only more), so if you still are interested for the price you offered, you can do it again(if it allows you) and it’s all yours!🙂
May 23Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @saaammmm420 no problem at all. I will do it again now. Thank you for getting back to me
May 23Reply
saaammmm420
saaammmm420 Shipped today, love! So sorry for the delay! I completely forgot about the holiday on Monday🤦🏻‍♀️😭
May 28Reply
mindyjean2015
mindyjean2015 😊💜 hello hon I just wanted to say hello and offer you to come check out my closet. 🌺 I sell lots of high-end make up to some drugstore as well as some odds and ends some purses etc. and I also do 📦mystery boxes if you’re interested in those I have many ratings on those my buyers love them! I’m looking for some new customers and would love to add you to my Repeat buyers list💜😊 Thanks a Bunch! Mindy
Jun 02Reply
yourmodernbabe
yourmodernbabe Hey there gorgeous! I wanted to stop by and say hi! If you get a chance come by and have a look at my closet. A lot of my items have barely been worn or have tags attached. Brands such as D&G, Gucci, Moschino, Aritiza, Lululemon, Free People, Spanx, Victoria’s Secret, and so much more! So come take a look, if there is something you like, but not the price, make an offer. Love giving discounts! Xoxo, B.
Nov 05Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @yourmodernbabe thank you so much. Will check your closet out. Enjoy mine also ❤️
Nov 05Reply
donig1
donig1 You’re so very welcome, for sharing
Nov 19Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @donig1 thank you so much
Nov 19Reply
myweedbag
myweedbag Hi 👋 Fellow POSHER 😊 ! Just want to wish you Happy Poshing Day! 🤩Would love it if you can please check out my closet 👠👝 👜🧣 👖 👕 👚 👔 @myweedbag ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Love something?, but not the price, please send me an offer 😊😊😊😊😊😊 Here to posh🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 Sharing your items to my followers ❤️🥳🎈 LET’s HAVE a FABULOUSLY Poshing Day ! ❤️ as I hustle from coffee ☕️ to champagne 🍾 ❤️💃🕺 Fifi
Nov 20Reply
melanieander922
melanieander922 Hello! Happy Poshing! 😊
Jan 05Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @melanieander922 hello. Happy Poshing to you also. Let me know if you see something. Definitely can give you a discount.
Jan 05Reply
imjenchen
imjenchen Hi beautiful! Thanks for the follow. I am giving a 15% bundle discount on 2 items or more in my closet. Feel free to check out my closet. Happy poshing and stay safe xoxo
Jan 06Reply
kbombgirl
kbombgirl Just wanted to say hello and thank you for your collection of your wonderful books! I love reading! Right now I’m kind of obsessed with everything from World War II! But I love the classics you have some very interesting books! thank you so much for sharing them! ❤️
Jan 09Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @kellykasbohm thank you so much. I also love to read myself (as you can tell. Lol). Have so much more to post also. Let me know if you ever see anything. Would love to give a fellow reader a deal. 😃
Jan 09Reply
kbombgirl
kbombgirl @absurdauctions Sounds great I definitely have my eye on a couple of bucks and I wish I would’ve seen your closet I’m getting ready to go on vacation next week would love to have quite a couple to take with me but this spring I will probably go somewhere again so I will definitely hit you up! ❤️🤗
Jan 09Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @kellykasbohm ooh yeah I don’t know how fast I could get them to you depending on when your leaving. Could send them out same day. But I understand if you don’t wanna take that chance. Either way I’m jealous you are going away…lol. Enjoy
Jan 09Reply
kbombgirl
kbombgirl @absurdauctions yes I thought of that I thought of taking the chance but when I get back if the two books I really like are still in your closet I will definitely purchase them thanks again!
Jan 09Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @kellykasbohm sounds awesome. I understand both ways of course. Look forward to talking to you more
Jan 09Reply
greenlisa99
greenlisa99 Sorry I can't. My card didn't have enough left on it. I will have to get back to you on that later
Jan 12Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @greenlisa99 no problem at ali
Jan 12Reply
my_place573
my_place573 Feel free to check out my closet anytime. Everything is negotiable.I hope to hear from you guys!
Jan 15Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @my_place573 hey. Thank you for the hello. We will definitely check it out. And also same for our closet. Let us Know if you see anything
Jan 15Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @shoesbymarie thank you so much. I will check out your closet and same for mine. Definitely will give a great bundle deal 🤩😃❤️
Jan 18Reply
jackiesthreads1
jackiesthreads1 Hello and thank you for following and sharing my closet. Enjoy and much success to you!💖
Jan 24Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @jackiesthreads1 thank you so much and good luck with your business also 🤩😎
Jan 24Reply
sprinklesbaker
sprinklesbaker Hey thanks for the follow! I’m Emily😊 if you like any of my items please don’t hesitate to create a bundle or send an offer for a great deal!
Feb 08Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @sprinklesbaker thank you so much emily. I’m ryann. I will definitely take a look and same for you. If you see anything let me know also. Happy poshing 😎🤩😃
Feb 08Reply
lynnbeckylynn
lynnbeckylynn Hello and thanks for the follow. We're having an overstock sale and accepting offers at 20% less than our listing price on most items.  😍
Feb 12Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @lynnbeckylynn thank you also. Will definitely take a look
Feb 12Reply
kmmontone
kmmontone Hi Jim & Ryann. I'm Kay. I want to thank you for following me. Please stop by my closet and take a look. Hopefully you might see something you want. After my husband passed away, I had to do something, so I decided to try selling on Poshmark. I'm flexible on offers and I discount bundles. Please feel free to ask questions. Thanks again for following me and have a great evening.
Mar 18Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @kmmontone thank you. I will take a look and same here for you. Love to give bundle deals and everything negotiable 🐉🦋😎🤩
Mar 18Reply
sandydallison
sandydallison Thanks for checking out my closet
Mar 30Reply
lechnersalinda
lechnersalinda Hi! 👋 My name is Salinda, and I wanted to stop by and say hello and invite you to take a look at my closet. Thank you for reading this, and I am sending lots of good vibes ✨️ and positive energy your way!! ✨️ Happy Poshing!! 😊
Apr 03Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @lechnersalinda thank you. I’ll definitely take a look. Would also love if you take a look at ours also. Let us know if you see anything 🐉🦋😎🤩. Ryann
Apr 03Reply
michelleflane
michelleflane Hi, I see that you shipped my sneakers and it's in transit, but I still haven't received them yet and today is Tuesday April 19th. Please look into this asap and respond as to when I should expect to receive. Thank you so much for your prompt response 😀
Apr 19Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @michelleflane hi Michelle. I am so sorry but with the holiday my boyfriend and I had a miscommunication. I thought he mailed our last shipment out and he didn’t They are on the way to the post office now. Once I see shipping updated I will let you know. I am so sorry again 🐉🦋🤩😎Ryann
Apr 19Reply
sell528
sell528 Hi, thank you for following my closet!😊
May 09Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @sell528 your so welcome. You also 🐉🦋🤩😎
May 09Reply
artbykristina
artbykristina 🐾🐾🐾 Thanks for Visiting my Closet. Offering Fun Vintage items and Creative Gifts! Enjoy browsing my BOUTIQUE featuring Original Hand Crafted Artwork by myself & others. ❣️With NEW ITEMS added Daily❣️ I love reading other, “Meet the Posher pages” so hopefully you will check mine out, too! 🌿Blessings and Happy Poshing, Kristina 😎
May 12Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @ksgourds thank you so much for coming to my closet. You have some absolutely beautiful things in your closet. Definitely will check you out more and most likely make a purchase. Have a wonderful day. 🐉🦋😎🤩Ryann
May 12Reply
artbykristina
artbykristina @absurdauctions 🌺 Thanks, you have some fun items, also! I was wondering😀do you make the crocheted purses?
May 12Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @ksgourds my sister actually made them for me
May 12Reply
artbykristina
artbykristina @absurdauctions 👏🏼 I belong to a Hand Crafted Share Group that has a lot of people that sell crochet items. Let me know if you are interested. It’s a great way to network on Posh for artists and crafters❣️
May 12Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @ksgourds I would absolutely love that. I do crochet myself also some
May 12Reply
artbykristina
artbykristina @absurdauctions 😎 I will tag you in the group. Read all the info in the top panels. It’s really easy believe me if I can figure it out, anyone can. You sign in with your name and the next number down. Everyone shares at least 8 Hand Crafted items from each person signing in for the day. Plus we have a great discussion group. 🤗 don’t worry no body cares if you don’t know what you are doing Questions are Welcome ❣️
May 12Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @ksgourds thank you so much for this. Will definitely check it out
May 12Reply
artbykristina
artbykristina @absurdauctions 🌺 Edit your sisters listings (like the purses) to the Brand - HAND CRAFTED. That way everyone can find them to share & it’s okay because obviously she’s someone you know 😎 Plus Posh gives the Brand - Hand Crafted Items extra exposure YEAH
May 12Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @ksgourds ok. Will do that. Thank you
May 12Reply
gracie607
gracie607 @absurdauctions Thanks for stopping by my closet ✨👗🙋🏼‍♀️✨
May 13Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @jraysnest thank you so much for both compliments. Let us know if you see anything. Prices always negotiable 🦋🐉🤩😎Ryann
May 16Reply
rebekahguillot
rebekahguillot I’m doing a closet I’m doing a closet clear out if ur interested in anything send me an offer and I’ll see if it’s ok or not Not begging
May 22Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @rebekahguillot thank you. I will check your closet out
May 22Reply
2girls2122
2girls2122 🙋‍♀️Hi! Thanks for following our closet.. Wishing you many sales💰and buys📦..Happy Poshing 😊.
May 26Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @2girls2122 you also. Thank you for following us back 🐉🦋😎🤩
May 26Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @jennryan642. Added some pics here
Jun 03Reply
jennryan642
jennryan642 @absurdauctions thank you very much.
Jun 03Reply
ron25427
ron25427 Thanks guys for the following and sharing listings.
Jul 15Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @ron25427 your so welcome. Thank you also 🐉🦋😎🤩
Jul 16Reply
rollerblader97
rollerblader97 Check my page for some Marvel, Old Navy, and more! Nice to meet you guys!
Aug 06Reply
jaylaskye96
jaylaskye96 Hey! I have some things that you quits might like feel free to check out my closet and I’m always open to offers.
Aug 17Reply
blouviere44
blouviere44 do u run a auction r do u know anyone the does? I have a brand new Versace medusa sweater that still has the tags on it.it cost me 825..me and my girlfriend split up ,so I'm tring to get atleast half of it bac ..
Aug 30Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @blouviere44 sorry I don’t run an auction. Good luck finding someone
Aug 31Reply
billylouviere
billylouviere @absurdauctions would u be interested in buying this sweater
Aug 31Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @billylouviere no sorry Not my size
Aug 31Reply
oliviaami
oliviaami Hi @5c3f715c3cea17ce0afd8edb , thanks for following us! 💗 Like or comment our items to get great offers😊
Oct 24Reply
oliviaami
oliviaami Dear @5c3f715c3cea17ce0afd8edb , happy to see that you are following our closet 💗
Oct 24Reply
allisonharman
allisonharman hey!! feel free to check out my closet and create a bundle of your favorite things for a great deal!
Nov 13Reply
i4styleshay
i4styleshay Happy Poshing
Nov 24Reply
glassprism70
glassprism70 Thank you for your follow. Any questions, please just ask. There is a 15% automatic bundle discount with extras in every package 📦. And offers are always welcome, too. If you are interested for timeless designer suits for your collection , I have others yet to be posted.
Dec 16Reply
66quafair
66quafair When will you be shipping my book. Would like before Christmas.
Dec 19Reply
clncutcasualman
clncutcasualman Hi James, thanks for the Like and Shares! 😎
Mar 04Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @clncutcasualman you also 🐉🦋😎🤩
Mar 05Reply
ellescloset_53
ellescloset_53 Welcome to Poshmark!!! Wishing you much success! Don't forget to ✔️ out my closet 2 😀
Jul 19Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @anthonykuchta thank you so much 😊
Oct 04Reply
watsonlilmommy
watsonlilmommy @absurdauctions hello check out my closet see something you like send me and offer or bundle up for a big discount deal
Nov 01Reply
mylovejewelry
mylovejewelry @absurdauctions Hi! Your closet is great. I would like to share your listings to my friends. Mine also looks fabulous! :)
Nov 04Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @mylovejewelry thank you so much. I will share yours also 🐉🦋😎🤩
Nov 04Reply
le_stage
le_stage Hi! Just wanted to say thank you so much for your warm welcome! Look forward to poshing with you! 🌺 MelissaL
Nov 10Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @le_stage your so welcome. Thank you for the response
Nov 10Reply
poshmf
poshmf Hi , feel free to check out my closet sometime. I have a huge selection something for everyone. Woman's, men's, kids, pet, shoes, purses jewelry and more. Find a few items you like bundle them and make a reasonable offer (pay only 1 shipping price for all). Trying to add new stuff weekly so stop by often. Thanks and Happy Poshing!
Dec 14Reply
molliesthrift
molliesthrift @absurdauctions Hi, my name is Mollie. Please check out my closet. I have everything from purses to books to clothes. Find something you like and message me and Happy Poshing! :) I look forward to posting with you! :) MollieC
Dec 15Reply
styleloft_karen
styleloft_karen Hey I saw your message and totally need help getting started and already got scammed twice e and started this 2 days ago. I’m adding clothes tomorrow. Ugg I don’t even know how to properly message so hoping you see this!!
Dec 23Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @karenmartine891 hey Karen. This is Ryann. This is a good way to message. It’s not the easiest on Poshmark to message directly so don’t feel bad about it. You figured it out. I am so sorry to hear your having a bad experience already. How did you get scammed? That is the worst. Poshmark does help with it if you contact them too. I would love to help anyway I can. You can ask anything and I can try to give you some advice.
Dec 23Reply
styleloft_karen
styleloft_karen @absurdauctions thank you!! Any tips when starting out. I know I need to diversify so I’ll be posting that tomorrow. Anything else I can do?
Dec 23Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @karenmartine891 I found for me in the beginning to yes diversify. I always in my price include a buffer to give a discount to a buyer. Very rarely do I get sales for the price I have posted. Usually a discount helps the sale. And try to get up your followers by following people (either new joiners and all the people that follow you).
Dec 23Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions Once you get some things posted also share your closet with all your followers. The more followers you have the more people that are seeing your closet. These are the big things I used in the beginning that I thought helped
Dec 23Reply
styleloft_karen
styleloft_karen @absurdauctions thank you sooo much for being kind. How to you share with all of the followers with a message? Thanks again. Sorry for all of my questions!!
Dec 23Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @styleloft_karen sorry I got so sick over the past few days. Unfortunately I don’t think you can send a message to all your followers with a message. You can only share your items with the followers. You can send messages to all your buyers or people who liked your items. Hope it helps
Dec 27Reply
degas3011
degas3011 Sale - Just LIKE 3 items from my closet and a $25 offer will be sent to you! YES - It really is that easy!
Jan 17Reply
ewilliamson5129
ewilliamson5129 like the different pics
Feb 23Reply
enchantedshores
enchantedshores 👑🏰💖 Hello , Poshmark Is A Great Place For Buying & Selling Fabulous Items💝 Stop By and Shop🛍️ Our New Selections Of Beautiful & Unique Items Womens Mens Kids Fashion Holiday & Home Decor 🤗🛍️Happy Poshing🛍️🤗 @enchantedshores 👑🏰💖 Enchanted Shores 👑🏰💖👑🏰💖👑🏰💖👑 👑🏰💖 Hello, Thank you for visiting us ! 🤗🛍️A Special Offer🤗🛍️ Has just been sent to you on that Fabulous item that you ❤️Liked @enchantedshores👑🏰💖 Enchanted Shores 👑🏰💖👑🏰💖👑🏰💖👑
Mar 26Reply
enchantedshores
enchantedshores 👑🏰💖 Hello, Thank you for visiting today! Just wanted to let you know if you are still interested in those ADORABLE Pastel Swirl Sneakers I just lowered the price for Poshmarks $3.99 Discount Shipping Offer. This Offer will only be available for the next hour or so then the price will be back to the original and I will not be able to offer the $3.99 shipping again. Also I only have this 1 pair available and will not have any more restocks on this item🛍️Thanks for shopping with us💕
Mar 29Reply
enchantedshores
enchantedshores 👑🏰💖 Hello again, I do have a few pairs of Size 10 , But only 1 Pair Left in the Size 11 I will not be able to get any more stock on this particular item. Thanks again for shopping with us ! Enchanted Shores 👑🏰💖 @enchantedshores
Mar 29Reply
beautifynails
beautifynails @absurdauctions Hey there! Your closet is amazing. I would love to share yours away. Welcome to my closet at anytime. Thanks.
Mar 31Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @beautifynails thank you so much for the compliment. Definitely will check out your awesome closet also
Apr 02Reply
roseisfierrce
roseisfierrce Hi! Im a collector also😊 But time to let things go. I wanted to share your items but you are currently on vacation. I will share when you are back. Enjoy!
Apr 07Reply
absurdauctions
absurdauctions @roseisfierrce thank you so much and we will do the same when you post and we get. Have a great weekend
Apr 07Reply
littlepeachxo
littlepeachxo 🤍🍑 Hii I’m peach! I wanted to let you know that for limited time shipping in my closet is discounted on all items. I’m pretty overstocked on inventory so I’m very flexible on offers — everything is negotiable! 🥺🤍
Aug 30Reply
candy258
candy258 Hi🙋🏽‍♀️Happy Poshing‼️🛍
5 days agoReply

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