Meet your Posher, Jordan

Hi! I'm Jordan. Some of my favorite brands are Marc Jacob, Dior, Adidas, Levi's, and Michael Kors. My wife was an amazing person, and incredible fashion designer, somehow managing to keep me presentable in public. The world and I have been robbed of her talents and grace far too soon however, and I'm left threadbare and clueless as to how I survived before! So, stop me if I'm buying a child's shoe or hat for a cat, I genuinely have no idea. Feel free to leave me a comment so that I can check out your closets as well, or perhaps explain to me why shirts come sized by NECK?