Meet your Posher, Simon

I'm Simon. I used to be a singer and guitar player and now I just dress like l one. Which I suppose is more than most hipsters can claim. I like torn, frayed, faded, expensive denim. Lots of black. And stripes. I also like cats and pretty much just have great taste all around. I think I look pretty good with eye makeup, so lately I've been doing that. Simpler folks sometimes ask me, "are you goth?*, or even "are you gay?" To which I try to stifle a rolling of the eyes but can't help but beg the question, "must we spoil everything with labels?" That's the real problem with society. They can't just enjoy a good thing.