Mood Ring, Michael Myers Pin, March Birthstone, "Brass Knuckles" = Crap Jewelry!

Here's the listing you've been waiting for ALL YOUR LIFE. A bundle of used jewellery that will likely turn your fingers green whilst proclaiming your penchant for serial people-butchers to the world. YAY! Here's what is included, incase you don't have eyeballs with which to see photos: ♡ One GENUINE MOOD RING. Could be from the 70's, from a gumball machine, or from a modern-day Dollarama for all I know. What I do know is that it LIES. It's ALWAYS blue, which is supposed to mean I'm in a buttersnap-fan-fuggin-tastic mood... unless I'm cold. Hmm.. MYSTERIOUS. ♡ BRASS KNUCKLES. Appear to actually be made of brass, except they're very small, almost "dainty". Which only means one thing: these could still cause some damage, although probably not... because you punch like a girl. *Be sure to only punch men with these. And be sure to do it like Bruce Lee. ♡ March Birthstone Ring. Aquamarine. Pisces. If you were born during this time, you are hyper sensitive, an empath, creative, psychic, and probably crying right now. I know I am! This absolutely worthless adjustable ring will probably turn your finger green. ♡ Actually KILLER QUALITY, metal and enamel, two closure pin is of MICHAEL MYERS, the famous serial slasher from the HALLOWEEN MOVIE FRANCHISE. This one item is pretty cool and for all of you out there who care about value for your dollar and looking like a classy lady, this is the accessory for you. *Note: It is never acceptable to purposely injure anyone. Period.