Read me before you buy

I work 40 + hrs/week, commute 2 hrs/day, have 2 kids, own my home, a car and pets. I sell on PM to help make ends meet and keep a roof over our heads. All items are from a child friendly home, too many pets friendly home, dust friendly home, butter friendly home, tattoo & piercing friendly home, I had ice cream for breakfast friendly home, 'I hate to vaccum' friendly home, 'if you don't like it we probably do it' friendly home, 'yes we're those kind of people' friendly home and 'we probably smoke it and probably smoke way too much of it", so 'smoke 'em if you got 'em' type of all smoke friendly home and we embrace it all! If I miss a flaw I didn't do it to screw anyone over. I have cognitive and memory issues due to bacteremia and sepsis in February 2020. So go easy on me. I'm not out to ruin anyone's life. In fact it's quite the opposite. I just can't seem to pull it off. So if there's an issue, communicate. I'll do whatever I can to make it right. Pinky swear.