Very Dudely Bundle of Candy in Reusable Collectible Tins!

Here's a unique collection of candy, mints, and chewing gum for yourself or for that male counterpart in your life that you just can't seem to get rid of. We all have them, am I right? Laying there, stinking up the couch for sometimes DAYS at a time, watching not just one horror movie (no, because that would be TOLERABLE, hell, even ENJOYABLE for you...) but a virtual marathon of good ole blood, guts, and, umm... ripping a demon baby's flesh to expose the rotting mutated entrails that pustulate and writhe with glowing maggots despite the tiny corpse having just been unearthed from its stinking shallow grave... OH RIGHT and don't forget your own simultaneous marathon of panic attacks in lieu of sleep. When it's not that terrifying brand of dude-ist bullsh*t keeping you up all night, it's the most BORING goddamn show of ALL-TIME (yeah that's right, I said it), and I DO MEAN all-time, because nothing has been "futuristic" on this show since the invention of sliced bread. What could we POSSIBLY be learn from, have in common with, or at least be mildly entertained by Star Trek in the year 2023 FFS??!!! NO SIR, I DON'T GET IT. I just don't and I never will, so stop trying to mansplain it to me. And while you're at it, chew some of your new Dick gum while you have a marathon of SHOWERS, because you, my hairy-bellied ape of a pal, are starting to smell like Friday the 13th (of January 1984). Jason tin, Star Trek tin, and little cardboard Penis box are all unopened. Details in pics!